She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
I finished! You can take the test here and find out where you fall on the scale.
I put Kimball there right after the season started, and now its over…yeah she still goes there. Im happy with this still.
the basic appeal of warrior cats is like you’re 10 and you pick up a book with a cat on it and you love cats and whoa the book is from the point of view of a cat that’s so cool where’s that cat going what cool kitties who’s this yo what the fuck
i was looking up gay marriage and i just
If you don’t think that these two are LITERALLY THE CUTEST YOU ARE WRONG.
頭使って。。。#頭おかしい 〜 さーちゃん
Use your head… #imweird 〜 さーちゃん
Maths is hard!
Use your head properly.
#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.
What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.
what “progressive” education in america is turning into.
THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY
here is my question. one day will the show reenact
Fun fact: A group of pugs is called a grumble. A grumble of pugs.
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING