what i said: anime
what they heard: naruto and hentai
October 1, 2014 with 110,816 notes

sammerchipmunk:

themilktruck:

this shit

THIS IS TI THIS ITS THEH FUCKING THSIT I;VE BEEN LOKING FOR

September 30, 2014 with 91,553 notes

engage-with-zorp:

I literally can’t believe this.

September 30, 2014 with 134,022 notes

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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September 30, 2014 with 68,806 notes
September 30, 2014 with 3,227 notes

the-meta:

the-meta:

I finished!  You can take the test here and find out where you fall on the scale.

I put Kimball there right after the season started, and now its over…yeah she still goes there. Im happy with this still.

September 30, 2014 with 3,320 notes

soxry:

the basic appeal of warrior cats is like you’re 10 and you pick up a book with a cat on it and you love cats and whoa the book is from the point of view of a cat that’s so cool where’s that cat going what cool kitties who’s this yo what the fuck 

September 30, 2014 with 8,556 notes

gavinfreeinplacesheshouldntbe:

sophiathepsychotic:

i was looking up gay marriage and i just

*evil laughs*

September 30, 2014 with 2,664 notes

imsecretlyanachievementhunter:

If you don’t think that these two are LITERALLY THE CUTEST YOU ARE WRONG.

September 30, 2014 with 8,730 notes

jpnvines:

頭使って。。。#頭おかしい 〜 さーちゃん

Use your head… #imweird 〜 さーちゃん

Maths is hard!

Use your head properly.

Okay. 

September 30, 2014 with 17,214 notes

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

September 30, 2014 with 4,305 notes

spookutomeme:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY

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September 30, 2014 with 561,780 notes

gavinmichael:

here is my question. one day will the show reenact

the shirt

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September 30, 2014 with 644 notes

mypugobsession:

Fun fact: A group of pugs is called a grumble.  A grumble of pugs.  

September 30, 2014 with 92,299 notes

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

September 30, 2014 with 257,584 notes
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