magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

September 16, 2014 with 864,702 notes

dangerdagner:

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September 16, 2014 with 3,618 notes
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thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

September 16, 2014 with 20,226 notes

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September 16, 2014 with 991 notes

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

September 16, 2014 with 345,352 notes

madiniwa:

Gus and Burnie weren’t on the podcast today and the kids really let loose on the butt talk. I implore you to watch it when you can if you haven’t already. 

September 15, 2014 with 1,813 notes

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

September 15, 2014 with 326,576 notes
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shirane-hotoke:

How to Plant a Beautiful Garden 

September 15, 2014 with 13,332 notes

Petilil & Lilligant in their natural habitat <3

September 15, 2014 with 1,493 notes

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

September 15, 2014 with 293,192 notes

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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